Favorite Quotes

I may categorize these later.  For now, here are some of my favorites…

“I do not talk things, sir, I talk the meaning of things. I sit here and know I’m alive.”
–Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451

“You must make your choice. Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse. You can shut Him up for a fool, you can spit at Him and kill Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him Lord and God. But let us not come with any patronising nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to.”
–C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity

“Well my gosh, son.”
–Dick Pons, Middle School Football Coach

“…the beauty of grace is that it makes life not fair”
–Relient K, “Be My Escape”

“What this world needs is not another sign-waving super saint who’s better than you, another ear-pleasing candy man afraid of the truth, another prophet in an Armani suit. What this world needs is a Savior…”
–Casting Crowns, “What This World Needs”

There is no progress, no revelation of ages, in the history of knowledge, but at most a continuous and sublime recapitulation…I am He who is, said the God of the Jews. I am the way, the truth, and the life, said our Lord. There you have it: knowledge is nothing but the awed comment on these two truths.”
–Umberto Eco, The Name of the Rose

Elise: “Dad, did Mom really marry you because you could reach things on high shelves?”

Ethan: “Mom, your agenda is too big!” (Commenting on my test schedule.)

Ethan: “My milk was even more delicious-er with cookie crumbs in it!”

Elise: “When you say economy, do you mean cha-ching???”

Elise: “Mom, do you really have eyes in the back of your head?”

Elise commenting on Heaven: “So… if there are streets of gold, does that mean there are buildings of pearl? Need to check that out. Revelation, right?”

“Dad, when we drive through Kentucky, can we stop so I can look at the blue grass?”
Elise

“But Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!!! I will waste water if I wash my hands… a lot of water!”
Ethan

“The government’s probably up to something if that’s happening.”
–My cynical 8 year old randomly commenting on rising gas prices

“Dad, can I have some Nesquik for dessert?”
“No Ethan… That’s too much sugar right before bed.”
“But Daaaaaaadddd…” (incessant whiny voice)
“It has 25 percent less sugar!!!!”

Elise: The tooth fairy is for little kids to make them feel better about losing teeth.
Mark: So, you’re too old for the tooth fairy?
Elise: Yeah, but I’m still willing to play along.

” Mom, which tag do you like? I’m just giving options. Life doesn’t always give ya options… but Meineke does.”
Ethan

(While Ethan was getting his hair cut at a BUSY Jelly Beans…)
I asked the lady to make it a little more even in the back… Elise blurts, (loudly), “Well, at least it doesn’t look as bad as my Mom’s hair did the last time she got hers cut! I told her she had a bald spot in the back!” (Thanks Sweetie :o)

Ethan: “Mommy… I wish we weren’t in the same family so we could be married.” 8-17-08

Ethan:  “Dad! Dad!  You just jay-drove!”

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3 thoughts on “Favorite Quotes

  1. no, i told her she got a buzz cut on the back of her head, THANK U VERY MUCH! (commenting on the jelly beans quote)

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